Tuesday, October 27, 2020

Funny patient stories

Patient: F**king Mexican, ran over my foot. F**king Mexicans I tell you!
A (Physician): Oh.
Patient: Where are you from?
A: I'm from Mexico.
Tech drawing blood from the patient: Actually, I'm Mexican too.
Patient: Well, I'm half Mexican.
Lol everyone laughed after that!

*Patient with bilateral above knee amputation is giving history to my intern and medical students*
G: *walks in*
Patient: Who are you?
G: I'm G, podiatry resident.
Patient: Guess we won't be needing you.
LOL. The patient had great sense of humor.

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