Patient: I feel really anxious in this hospital room.
Me: You should walk around the hospital more.
Patient: And look at more sick people?
Me: That's every day of my life.
AP: She was Baker Acted yesterday for homicidal ideation and now she is pretending to be all happy.
Me: That sounds like me.
Me: I can't reach her anymore.
AP: Maybe she died while reaching for the phone.
AP: Do you think primary care physicians hang up and be like, "Freak!"
Me: I think any publicity is good publicity.
AP: Damn, look at her, learning the American way!
PT: *refuses to give fist bump*
Me: What? Are you untouchable now?
PT: I am intermittently fasting.
Me: Yeah, right!
Me: You should walk around the hospital more.
Patient: And look at more sick people?
Me: That's every day of my life.
AP: She was Baker Acted yesterday for homicidal ideation and now she is pretending to be all happy.
Me: That sounds like me.
Me: I can't reach her anymore.
AP: Maybe she died while reaching for the phone.
AP: Do you think primary care physicians hang up and be like, "Freak!"
Me: I think any publicity is good publicity.
AP: Damn, look at her, learning the American way!
PT: *refuses to give fist bump*
Me: What? Are you untouchable now?
PT: I am intermittently fasting.
Me: Yeah, right!
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